My Square Alien

My Square Alien wanted a teapot that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

My Square Alien often carried a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Square Alien desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

My Square Alien desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

My Square Alien always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

My Square Alien desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.