His Retarded Alien

His Retarded Alien always had with them a computer that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

His Retarded Alien owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

His Retarded Alien found a bag of poop that they sometimes drop. It is a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Alien desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would smash. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Alien desperately looked for a helmet that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Alien desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.