The Famous Alien

The Famous Alien looked for a bat that they would often drop. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be awesome. A bat was the chosen thing.

The Famous Alien looked for a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Alien desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a new thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Alien carried a porno magazine that they sometimes demolish. It might be a funny action, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Famous Alien desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Alien carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.