Her Dodgy Alien

Her Dodgy Alien desired a big sponge that they would hug. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

Her Dodgy Alien often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Her Dodgy Alien desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Alien found a mug to share. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Alien desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Dodgy Alien needed a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It is an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.