The Weary Alien

The Weary Alien searched for a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Alien had a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Alien always carried a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.

The Weary Alien wanted a sword that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a surprising action, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Weary Alien craved for a dildo that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Alien owned a sponge that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.