My Dodgy Alien

My Dodgy Alien always carried a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Alien always kept a cheese grater to put up their bum. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Dodgy Alien often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. One might say this is a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Alien always carried a set of lego to share. It would be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

My Dodgy Alien looked for a piece of paper that they would embrace. One might consider this to be an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

My Dodgy Alien desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.