The Green Antelope

The Green Antelope often carried a little monkey that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Green Antelope desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes share. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator of all things.

The Green Antelope needed a dildo that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Green Antelope desperately needed a sword that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Green Antelope desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Green Antelope craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.