The Exciting Antelope

The Exciting Antelope desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Antelope always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Exciting Antelope craved for a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Exciting Antelope always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Exciting Antelope desperately needed a can of coke that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Antelope desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.