The Retarded Antelope

The Retarded Antelope wanted a big sponge that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was fun. A big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Antelope had a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Retarded Antelope owned a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Retarded Antelope always kept a cup that they would eat. It was a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Antelope craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Retarded Antelope desperately searched for a stretchman that they would hug. This seems a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.