The Eccentric Antelope

The Eccentric Antelope looked for a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. This could be considered a new thought, to some, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Antelope craved for a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Antelope desperately looked for a hat that they would often sit and look at. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Antelope desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Antelope found a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Antelope owned a mug that they would eat. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.