The Little Artist

The Little Artist desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Little Artist always had with them a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Little Artist found a bat that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Little Artist desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Little Artist often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Little Artist carried a pen that they would annihilate It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.