The Crypting Artist

The Crypting Artist found a custard pie to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Artist always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. It was a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Artist desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. It would be a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Crypting Artist owned a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.

The Crypting Artist found a custard pie that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Crypting Artist found a tomato that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a tomato is the item to choose.