The Beautiful Baboon

The Beautiful Baboon wanted a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a different action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Baboon always had with them a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Baboon needed a ball to demolish. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Beautiful Baboon carried a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Beautiful Baboon desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would often demolish. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Baboon always carried a bat that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.