The Crypting Baboon

The Crypting Baboon always carried a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Crypting Baboon desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Crypting Baboon desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.

The Crypting Baboon always carried a stapler that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a weird activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Baboon desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Baboon needed a big sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.