Her Boring Baboon

Her Boring Baboon desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Her Boring Baboon desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Baboon desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Baboon needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes eat. It was a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Baboon desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

Her Boring Baboon desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.