A Retarded Baboon

A Retarded Baboon desired a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Baboon wanted a crown that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A crown was the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Baboon desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

A Retarded Baboon desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.

A Retarded Baboon always had with them a tomato to play with. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

A Retarded Baboon desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often demolish. It was a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.