His Chinese Baboon

His Chinese Baboon needed a wig that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

His Chinese Baboon always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Baboon often carried a sword to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item selected.

His Chinese Baboon always kept a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Baboon carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A sack of potatoes of all things.

His Chinese Baboon desperately searched for a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.