The Horny Baby

The Horny Baby always kept a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Horny Baby had a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Horny Baby wanted a pen to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A pen having that done to it

The Horny Baby desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would worship. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Horny Baby desperately looked for a dildo to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Baby often carried a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was selected.