A Grumpy Bear

A Grumpy Bear desperately needed a spade to put up their bum. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Bear always kept a mug that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Bear desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often drop. One might say this is an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Bear owned a teapot that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Grumpy Bear desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. It was an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Bear desperately wanted a computer that they would often throw. It was a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.