The Purple Bear

The Purple Bear had a computer that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Bear desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Bear carried a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be magnificent. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen thing.

The Purple Bear owned a CD player that they would worship. It might have been an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A CD player being the thing opted for.

The Purple Bear craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was epic. A porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Purple Bear searched for a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item chosen.