Their Crazy Bear

Their Crazy Bear always had with them a cheese grater to break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crazy Bear desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Bear desperately looked for a sponge that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Bear craved for a computer that they sometimes throw. It should have been a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

Their Crazy Bear craved for a wig to hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. A wig would be the item chosen.

Their Crazy Bear needed a vibrator to smash. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.