Naughty Bear

Naughty Bear desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Naughty Bear had a set of lego that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item selected.

Naughty Bear had a piece of paper that they would hug. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Naughty Bear needed a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. It was a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Naughty Bear found a vibrator that they would break. It would have been a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Naughty Bear always carried a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.