Her Depressed Bird

Her Depressed Bird always had with them a bottle of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Bird owned a lava lamp that they would experiment on. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Her Depressed Bird owned a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Her Depressed Bird needed a CD player that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player of all things.

Her Depressed Bird wanted a cup that they sometimes hug. It is a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected it was fun. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Bird desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.