The Bewildered Bird

The Bewildered Bird craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Bird craved for a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Bird owned a hat that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Bird desperately looked for a spade to insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a spade being the item selected.

The Bewildered Bird needed a block of cheese to demolish. It would be a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Bird often carried a piece of paper that they liked to share. It was an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.