Handsome Bird

Handsome Bird desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Handsome Bird looked for a condom that they would often annihilate It would be a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Bird found a teapot that they would often throw. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Handsome Bird had a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Handsome Bird desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Handsome Bird craved for a melon that they would sleep with. This could be considered a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is fun. A melon is the item to opt for.