The Cheerful Builder

The Cheerful Builder found a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. It would have been an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Builder desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Builder needed a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Builder desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a spade is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Builder always had with them a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Builder had a radiator that they liked to play with. It was a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator of all things.