The Dodgy Builder

The Dodgy Builder needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Builder desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. It might be a different exercise, to me, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Builder desperately needed a ball that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball of all things.

The Dodgy Builder found a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed it was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Dodgy Builder desperately desired a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Builder desperately searched for a wig to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.