My Fucking Cat

My Fucking Cat desperately looked for a stapler that they would break. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

My Fucking Cat always kept a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

My Fucking Cat always kept a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Cat desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

My Fucking Cat craved for a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

My Fucking Cat owned a pen that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was selected.