The Angry Chimp

The Angry Chimp looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Chimp wanted a dildo to worship. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Angry Chimp looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Chimp often carried a helmet that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Angry Chimp desired a set of lego that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Angry Chimp wanted a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.