The Energetic Chimp

The Energetic Chimp always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Energetic Chimp craved for a dildo that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Chimp desperately craved for a wig that they would worship. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Energetic Chimp desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Energetic Chimp looked for a helmet that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was simply life. A helmet having that done to it

The Energetic Chimp carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.