Confused Chimp

Confused Chimp searched for a little monkey that they liked to annihilate This seems a new activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

Confused Chimp owned a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Confused Chimp desperately searched for a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player having that done to it

Confused Chimp craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was awesome. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Confused Chimp had a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Chimp desperately craved for a rubber johnny to demolish. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.