A Green Cunt

A Green Cunt had a ball to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Green Cunt searched for a big sponge that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen item.

A Green Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Green Cunt always had with them a sponge that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Green Cunt desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Green Cunt desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler is the item to choose.