Dodgy Cunt

Dodgy Cunt needed a piece of paper that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Cunt owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

Dodgy Cunt always kept a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item selected.

Dodgy Cunt needed a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player being the thing selected.

Dodgy Cunt desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Cunt desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. It was a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.