Their Careful Cunt

Their Careful Cunt owned a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Their Careful Cunt searched for a painting of a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Their Careful Cunt often carried a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

Their Careful Cunt always carried a computer that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

Their Careful Cunt had a dildo that they would often break. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Their Careful Cunt always had with them a Harry Potter wand to experiment on. This could be considered an odd operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.