His Jolly Cunt

His Jolly Cunt wanted a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Jolly Cunt desperately needed a vibrator to experiment on. This seems an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Jolly Cunt wanted a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Cunt desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to select.

His Jolly Cunt carried a cucumber that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Cunt owned a stretchman that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.