The Bum Loving Cunt

The Bum Loving Cunt searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Cunt found a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Cunt always kept a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Cunt desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would smash. This might appear to be a strange operation, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Cunt looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Cunt often carried a helmet that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.