The Different Dildo

The Different Dildo searched for a painting of a melon to worship. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Dildo desperately looked for a stretchman to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Different Dildo desperately needed a cheese grater to share. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. A cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Different Dildo always carried a spade that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Different Dildo craved for a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Different Dildo had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.