My Brainy Dildo

My Brainy Dildo owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Brainy Dildo desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Brainy Dildo desired a little monkey that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

My Brainy Dildo desired a can of Dr Pepper to share. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

My Brainy Dildo looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

My Brainy Dildo desperately searched for a radiator that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.