Their Weary Dildo

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Their Weary Dildo desperately craved for a bat that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Their Weary Dildo wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Their Weary Dildo owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Their Weary Dildo often carried a crown that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Their Weary Dildo craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Their Weary Dildo had a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.