The Curious Dildo

The Curious Dildo desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Curious Dildo desperately craved for a wig that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Curious Dildo desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. It might be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Curious Dildo desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Curious Dildo found a bag of flour to put on his head. One might find this to be a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Dildo desperately searched for a set of lego to drop. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a set of lego having that done to it