The Stupid Dildo

The Stupid Dildo wanted a block of cheese that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo found a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo found a little monkey that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was fun. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Dildo desired a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Dildo searched for a set of lego that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Stupid Dildo desperately needed a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was awe-inspring. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.