The Talented Dildo

The Talented Dildo often carried a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. It is an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen item.

The Talented Dildo craved for a bag of flour to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Talented Dildo wanted a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Talented Dildo carried a set square that they sometimes smash. It might have been a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Dildo desired a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Dildo desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a set square is the item to select.