A Brainy Dildo

A Brainy Dildo desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Brainy Dildo often carried a piece of paper that they would worship. It is a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Dildo desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Dildo owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Dildo desired a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Brainy Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.