The Naughty Dildo

The Naughty Dildo always carried a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Dildo desperately craved for a tomato that they sometimes hug. It was a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Naughty Dildo always had with them a wig that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

The Naughty Dildo desired a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be fun. A computer was the chosen item.

The Naughty Dildo owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Naughty Dildo looked for a computer that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.