My Adventurous Dildo

My Adventurous Dildo always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

My Adventurous Dildo had a custard pie that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Adventurous Dildo desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes play with. It would have been an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was spectacular. A big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Adventurous Dildo desired a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing opted for.

My Adventurous Dildo looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It is an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

My Adventurous Dildo desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.