My Orange Dog

My Orange Dog desperately wanted a ball to eat. This could be considered an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Orange Dog owned a stapler that they would sometimes play with. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

My Orange Dog had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Orange Dog always kept a block of cheese that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

My Orange Dog had a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Orange Dog searched for a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.