The Famous Dog

The Famous Dog always kept a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Famous Dog desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Dog desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was epic. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Famous Dog desired a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.

The Famous Dog found a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Dog desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a spade is the item that was chosen.