The Confused Dog

The Confused Dog always carried a ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dog craved for a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dog often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Confused Dog desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Confused Dog desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Dog carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.