The Retarded Dog

The Retarded Dog searched for a melon that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Dog craved for a condom that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Dog craved for a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Dog desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Dog desired a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It was considered to be an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Dog needed a big sponge that they would share. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.