The Scary Dog

The Scary Dog desperately craved for a CD player that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Scary Dog desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Scary Dog looked for a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Dog owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Scary Dog often carried a bat that they sometimes annihilate It would be a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Scary Dog desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.